never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
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