Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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