soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
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I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
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I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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