Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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