I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
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