considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
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