I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
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I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
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I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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