i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
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