Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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