2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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