So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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