i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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