Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
Randomize
