I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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