Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
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in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
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Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
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