Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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