Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
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