Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
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I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
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Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
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