I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
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