have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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