she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
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