Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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