I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
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