so that wasnt chicken after all
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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