still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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