Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
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they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
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While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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