: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
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