I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
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