Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
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Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
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We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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