so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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