totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I think a kid would responsible me up
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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