He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
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did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
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i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
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