I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
Randomize
