doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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