Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
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dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
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So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
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