I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
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Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
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Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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