Only a mothe r could love this liver
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
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