Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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