No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
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He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
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GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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