i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
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Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
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Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
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