Ambien. No doubt about it.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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