office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
send nudes
from the living room?
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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