It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
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we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
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I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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