I seem to have left my pride at pride
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
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