yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
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