yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
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