You really coming over, don't trick.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
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Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
This is a mass text to all my friends. Whoever gets this first, please find me and confiscate my phone immediately. I am far too high to have it. Even if you have to punch me in my face to get it. Otherwise, let the "High While Analyzing Disney Movies" texts begin.
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We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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