Is it because I queefed?
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I am available for nakedness
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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