I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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