Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
She announced her abortion via fbk
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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