it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
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Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
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That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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