If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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