summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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