bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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