K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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