Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
I want to make a zoo with you.
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
Randomize