you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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