I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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