So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
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I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
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The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
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