I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
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She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
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Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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