first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
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you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
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I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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